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To lighten the mood and stimulate the brain these jokes below should inhibit laughter. So enjoy!

Blond Millionaire

• A blonde named Barbara appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire…
  
  Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left. The next question will give you the million dollars if you get it right … but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 — are you ready?”
  Barbara: “Sure I’ll have a go.”
  Regis: “Which of the following birds does not build it’s own nest? Is it…

  A-Robin
  B-Sparrow
  C-Cuckoo
  D-Thrush

  “Remember, Barbara, it’s worth 1 million dollars.”
  Barbara: “It’s a cuckoo.”
  Regis: “You’re sure? You can walk with the $500,000 or play on for the million.”
  Barbara: “I want to play, I’ll go with C – Cuckoo.”
  Regis: “Is that your final answer?”
  Barbara: “It is.”
  Regis: “Are you confident?”
  Barbara: “Absolutely!”
  Regis: “Barbara…..you had $500,000 and you said C -Cuckoo. Well….you’re right! – You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara.”

  That night Barbara calls her friend Carol and they go to a local bar for a celebration drink. As they are sipping their champagne. Carol turns to Barbara and asks, “Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build its own nest?”

  “It was so simple,” Barbara replied, “Everybody knows that cuckoos live in clocks.”

Donkey Raffle

• A Cajun, named Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer rove up and said, “Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died.”
  Cajun: “Well then, just give me my money back.”
  Farmer: “Cain’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
  Cajun: “OK then, just unload the donkey.”
  Farmer: “What ya gonna do with em.”
  Cajun: “I’m gonna raffle him off.”
  Farmer: “Ya cain’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
  Cajun: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anyone he’s dead.”

  A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, “What happened with the dead donkey?”
  Cajun: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 apiece and made a profit of $898.00.”
  Farmer: “Didn’t no one complain?”
  Cajun: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back.”

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